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RE:A Little Humour
A Little HumourMon 26 Nov 18 3:18
euroturo
Fallbrook
United States of America
 
OK, If posting jokes is the way to keep HC going, here's my entry:
Trump and the Pope are having a meeting on Trump's yacht.
A gust of wind comes along and blows the Pope's mitre off his head and into the
water.
Trump gets up, walks to the back of the boat, walks down the gangplank, walks 
50 feet across the water and retrieves the Pope's hat. Walks back onboard and
hands it back to the Pope, who is obviously sitting there with his mouth open.
Headline next day in the Washington Post:
TRUMP CAN"T SWIM!
Enjoy, cofefe:)))
Forum > Meeting Place > A Little Humour >
RE:A Little Humour
A Little HumourSat 24 Nov 18 17:47
kyrmyt
Philadelphia
United States of America
 
Thanks, Nick!
Do I ever wish that we didn't have to resort to inconsequentual jokes in order
to have some forum activity!
Shortest German joke:
says one friend to another: do you know that your wife is cheating on us?
Forum > Meeting Place > A Little Humour >
RE:A Little Humour
A Little HumourSat 24 Nov 18 5:23
chrisbaby
Glenfield
New Zealand
 
keep it up it is a nice change
Forum > Meeting Place > Hello from Vienna, Austria!
Hello from Vienna, Austria!Mon 05 Nov 18 7:55
manfred1979vienna
Wien
Austria
 
Hi,

i am new to this and i wanted to say Hello to all members here!

I am living since 1979 in Vienna, Austria and i like to host people and show
them around the beautiful City.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me anytime.

Best wishes from Vienna, Austria

Manfred
Forum > Meeting Place > looking for host
looking for hostFri 26 Oct 18 22:05
mohamad18008
Amman
Jordan
 
Hi everyone,

How are u doing, actually I'm a member in this great website. I'm looking
for a hospitality in  united kingdom . From January 24th to February 14th. 
Thank you . 

best wishes 
Forum > Meeting Place > any new guest visit JORDAN
any new guest visit JORDANSun 07 Oct 18 22:35
mohamad18008
Amman
Jordan
 
 hi  my friends 

I love travelling   and meeting with the  people , working in humanitarian
organization  -united nations . The nice thing about this is that you can live
in countries you normally don´t live at least not for such a long time... I
like meeting people and it´s always fun!!! Well hope to meet lots of people
from the HC . 
 please if you want to visit Jordan     i say welcome and i will help   and do
my best . 

mohamad  

my mobile number  with watsup 
00962772318008
Forum > Meeting Place > A Little Humour >
RE:A Little Humour
A Little HumourSat 23 Jun 18 10:45
twocky61
Christchurch
United Kingdom
 
Lucky Arthur who was the local odd job man in the village, who was sarcastically
named "Lucky" because he was always having accidents & injuring himself

One day he approached the local timber merchant to see if he would give him any
work. The merchant replied that the only work he could offer was in the saw
mill

Arthur pleaded to be given a job saying that he was much more alert & careful
these days & hadn't been involved in any accidents for quite some while.
Reluctantly the boss agreed & Arthur started right away feeding timber into the
giant saw blades

Poor Arthur hadn't been on his own for longer than a couple of minutes when he
stumbled forward & the giant blades cut off all his fingers & thumbs on both
hands

In a state of shock poor Lucky ran back & forth around the mill like a headless
chicken before running overland to the local hospital. When he arrived there he
promptly fainted

Coming round a few hours later Lucky looked up & there was Mr Foster, the
hospital surgeon,

"I would have brought them with me" cried Lucky "but..... but.... I couldn't
pick them up"

lol
Forum > Meeting Place > A Little Humour
A Little HumourFri 22 Jun 18 16:26
twocky61
Christchurch
United Kingdom
 
Sadly Hospitality Forum is like a dying swan

So let's cheer ourselves up with some jokes

Here goes:

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Yep."

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Welshman: "Dog don't talk But."

Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Welshman: (Look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to
the lake once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk but."

Englishman: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and
keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a bloody liar bud!!"
Forum > Meeting Place > Hosting in İzmir - Turkey >
RE:Hosting in İzmir - Turkey
Hosting in İzmir - TurkeyTue 01 May 18 20:11
nsairun
Yaoundé
Cameroon
 
Hi. My name is Nsairun Emmanuel from Cameroon. Can have your WhatsApp number
please. I need a host in Turkey but I'm not sure if your location is convenient
for me as far as the distance to my seminar venue is concerned. Please contact
me at  237673788407 on WhatsApp if possible. Thanks
Forum > Meeting Place > Hosting in İzmir - Turkey
Hosting in İzmir - TurkeyThu 08 Mar 18 16:36
reenozkan
İzmir - Torbalı
Turkey
 
Hey! I am a 28 year old English teacher who works for state in Turkey. I live in
a small town which is between İzmir and Selcuk(where Ephesus is). Both
accessible with trains and they are frequent. Adnan Menderes Airport is 60kms
away. Also, Kusadasi takes an hour with car.

I live alone so I am actually looking for companions for summertime. I can
provide a double bed in a private room, hot water and transportation. I can show
my guests around. Izmir city - Ephesus - Kusadasi or maybe Cesme.

Contact me if you are looking for a host in Izmir.

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