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#0 A Little Humour Fri 22 Jun 18 16:26:08
twocky61
Christchurch
United Kingdom
Sadly Hospitality Forum is like a dying swan

So let's cheer ourselves up with some jokes

Here goes:

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Yep."

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Welshman: "Dog don't talk But."

Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Welshman: (Look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to
the lake once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk but."

Englishman: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and
keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a bloody liar bud!!"
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#1 A Little Humour Sat 23 Jun 18 10:45:32
twocky61
Christchurch
United Kingdom
Lucky Arthur who was the local odd job man in the village, who was sarcastically
named "Lucky" because he was always having accidents & injuring himself

One day he approached the local timber merchant to see if he would give him any
work. The merchant replied that the only work he could offer was in the saw
mill

Arthur pleaded to be given a job saying that he was much more alert & careful
these days & hadn't been involved in any accidents for quite some while.
Reluctantly the boss agreed & Arthur started right away feeding timber into the
giant saw blades

Poor Arthur hadn't been on his own for longer than a couple of minutes when he
stumbled forward & the giant blades cut off all his fingers & thumbs on both
hands

In a state of shock poor Lucky ran back & forth around the mill like a headless
chicken before running overland to the local hospital. When he arrived there he
promptly fainted

Coming round a few hours later Lucky looked up & there was Mr Foster, the
hospital surgeon,

"I would have brought them with me" cried Lucky "but..... but.... I couldn't
pick them up"

lol
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#2 A Little Humour Sat 24 Nov 18 5:23:35
chrisbaby
Glenfield
New Zealand
keep it up it is a nice change
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#3 A Little Humour Sat 24 Nov 18 17:47:25
kyrmyt
Philadelphia
United States of America
Thanks, Nick!
Do I ever wish that we didn't have to resort to inconsequentual jokes in order
to have some forum activity!
Shortest German joke:
says one friend to another: do you know that your wife is cheating on us?
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#4 A Little Humour Mon 26 Nov 18 3:18:26
euroturo
Fallbrook
United States of America
OK, If posting jokes is the way to keep HC going, here's my entry:
Trump and the Pope are having a meeting on Trump's yacht.
A gust of wind comes along and blows the Pope's mitre off his head and into the
water.
Trump gets up, walks to the back of the boat, walks down the gangplank, walks 
50 feet across the water and retrieves the Pope's hat. Walks back onboard and
hands it back to the Pope, who is obviously sitting there with his mouth open.
Headline next day in the Washington Post:
TRUMP CAN"T SWIM!
Enjoy, cofefe:)))
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#5 A Little Humour Fri 25 Jan 19 12:28:37
smitt32
Detroit
United States of America
Hi there. Nice thread. It can cheer up you in a bad mood day. Here are my jokes
to your collection.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs. 

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to
live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."

Have a nice day
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#6 A Little Humour Fri 25 Jan 19 19:11:19
kyrmyt
Philadelphia
United States of America
Donald Trump!
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